Wanted: A Life for Nazreen Sansoni
Nazreen Sansoni says on her blog:
I wish I could post my most private thougts, feelings, impressions, but apparently i can’t because i post under my name and some people know who i am.
How fucking duh can someone get? When you blare your name out loud all over your blog of course people are going to know who you are.
And really, I don’t know how many people out here give a toss about your most private thoughts, feelings and impressions. You think you’re fucking celeb material? Oh my god! That’s Nazreen Sansoni! Can I have your autograph ma’am? It’s for my dying grandmother.
In a loser joint like Colombo I guess even someone like you could pass off for a celeb.
Jeeez lady, you really need to get a life. A real one.
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i think your comments on naz are very uncool. they also make you a hypocrite, for though you dis her so badly, you apparently had no problem accepting her generous hospitaility by turning up at barefoot for the kottu gathering. what kind of boorish freak does that anyway? if you’re going to trash someone, have the balls to do it to their face instead of hiding behind a fart – ‘cos the only thing that we now understand about you is that your words have no substance, and all we catch is that whiff of a bad smell….and then its gone.
Oh, snap!
Naz has supported tons of young artists, writers, and, yes, bloggers. That makes her a celebrity to me. Certainly enough of a celebrity to get the occassional potshots.
That “Sansoni” is a famous name you know…… Fame is in the eye of the beholder, but really if your going to blog using your real name you can’t complain about the lack of anonimity. My advice Nazreen is set up a pseudonym blog don’t tell anybody you have – That’s the Important bit I know it’s Colombo and your a society type with kids and keeping things quiet is difficult. And post all your intimate thoughts to perusal of all and sundry….. Please do I really need something intreasting to read maybe some backstabing storys from within the Sansoni dynasty. Or a hint at who might inherit the golden barefoot when your “mum pops her clogs” can’t be too long from can it ??
You really are a complete pada show, no?
Of course Nazreen Sansoni is a celebrity, you insipid fool.
She was voted Number 2 in The Walalasekara Dictionary of Quotations list of the hottest women in Colombo, and I can think of at least 38 people who would like to read her “private thoughts, feelings, and impressions.”
So, shove THAT in the cavity where your brain should be.
Even though she was voted number 2, that is wholly due to a flawed voting process which has since been reviewed. Even under the old rules common consensus was that she should have been no.1. However, under the new voting rules it is almost guaranteed.
Hey Pada Show – do you know why I’m so fat?
Let me guess. Is it because ‘everytime you bonk his missus she gives you a biscuit’ ???
Almost…every time I boned his mother she gave me some Maggi noodles.
What made this Walalasekara Dictionary a hit? I suppose you bloody morons with thick glasses who jack off to her day and night thought she’s the shit?
she is the shit mate…………….
Feelsorry4sadbuggers….is that a plea from the rest of you to us, that shows a remarkable amount of self-awareness?
To reiterate what Brother Ganja said – she IS the shit mate.
On a serious note. Be informed….The Walalashakers are watching you. If you displease them, do so in the full knowledge that the repurcussions will be dire and deeply uncomedic, although not necessarily immediate. If you do not want to sleep with the fishes…side with the famil.
The Secret Order of the Walla has spoken.
Dear Sophist,
Yeah bro… I’m pretty sure all you pricks do is shake your ‘walalas’ all day and night compiling a sorry ass DICKtionary to fulfill your pathetic dreams of ‘achievement’ on the internet. So FUCK YOU!!!… Fuck your dictionary!!! Fuck your secret order!!! and shove that fucking keyboard and Google group up your ass you fucking twat.
Sophist,
These “Walalasekara” people are a bunch of pathetic losers.
“The Walalasekara’s are watching you”.
What the fuck you think you are? God almighty?
What’s the purpose of your “Secret Order”? Browse Gay Porn without getting caught by parents?
Well, even if Naz wasn’t a celebrity before, she certainly is one now, thanks to you.
Look: people are more understanding than you give them credit for. ‘Fess up, declare your evident and hopeless love for her, and you’ll feel so much better for it. Guaranteed.
Everybody else, heads up. Don’t feed the troll. I shan’t be posting again here, nor shall I be visiting this site ever again.
Feelsorry4sadbuggers – it was unnecessary. There was no hostility. Merely a friendly warning. You have arbitrarily taken this to another level. The Walla is extremely happy at your perception of it. Do not be fooled by your complacence. We are not violent people…unless we are compelled. You have been warned. And I repeat you HAVE been warned.
[...] so, here’s my two cents. i can’t believe that perfectly intelligent and capable people/bloggers like daytripper, asvajit, sittingnut, sumna, sophist (and the rest of the walalasekera gang) are not only leaving intelligent, capable comments but they are actually bothering to defend themselves and their loved ones. WHY?! [...]
Electra…see Indi’s Critical Massholes post.
Sophist… Yeah I’ve been SERIOUSLY WARNED BY YOU… OOOOOHHHHHH. Stil… GO FUCK YOURSELF. I REPEAT… GO FUCK YOURSELF. Yeah and there was no hostility of course.
pada show,
You silly little blogger.. you spend so much time on this blog you have become what you mock… a pathetic techy geek. I reckon you should get a life, just try and get out more or are you such a fat shit that you’re too scared to move too far from the fridge?
Feelsorry4sadbuggers… watch what you say to Sophist.. he will pound you.. Hard. You’re just lucky you’re already ugly otherwise it’d be a crying shame. Oh and unless you happen to be 14 it’s spelt ‘FOR” not ‘4′ you stupid twat.
Sophist – Arsenal are the Dog’s B’s!!!!! Viera must be a feeling a right proper c**t
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Dear Art,
I’m sure since you get ‘pounded so hard’ by indi’s little cock, you want me to have a piece of it too. Well, thanks but I’ll pass. I don’t do small shits like you. And btw, stop acting like an immature fuck and saying soppy sooooo yesturday shit like ‘it’s spelt FOR not 4′ oh puleezzz.. thanks for teaching me english you dipshit. Fucking appreciate it. Now go back and suck indi’s cock.
Dear Art,
I’m sure since you get ‘pounded so hard’ by sophist’s little cock, you want me to have a piece of it too. Well, thanks but I’ll pass. I don’t do small shits like you. And btw, stop acting like an immature fuck and saying soppy sooooo yesturday shit like ‘it’s spelt FOR not 4′ oh puleezzz.. thanks for teaching me english you dipshit. Fucking appreciate it. Now go back and suck sofie’s cock.
You seem to know an awful lot about sophist’s cock… have you been sneaking a peak again? You have haven’t you.. you shameless little slut… I’ve read your posts and there’s not one without a reference to male genitalia… you really love cock, you’re obsessed with it. So please (or rather Puleezzz) come out the closet, you’re not fooling anyone you know, so what if you’ve got a raging hard on for Sophist and apparently you’re are also infatuated with Indi, being gay is not shameful…
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hmmm… interesting.. so many sooo many questions.. but the questioned answeres the most irrelevant of question. In faliure it’s best to retreat. Pada your silence in this post is admired. You are a sharp one indeed.. but quite a funny bugger.