Loser Timepass

So, a few days ago all the lose bloggers in Sri Lanka got togther at Barefoot to get drunk and tell each other about how miserable their lives were. Anyone who was there could’ve seen why the Sri Lankan blog community is one big Pada Show.
Oh my god I’m so glad I didn’t stay there for too long. One look at the crowd, mostly  frustrated, salivating, semi-human boys. It felt like being in a gay bar. I didn’t want to drop anything because if I had to bend down to pick it up I’m sure someone would’ve started humping me.

The one thing the whole Kottu crowd have in common is that all of them need to get laid badly. So they came to this blogger meetup hoping they would, and what did they find? Big fucking surprise.
I almost died laughing.

And what did they talk about? Blogging? Why? Because they have no lives of their own. Stupid pathetic socially inept freaks. When’re you boys going to realise your online persona is not going to get you laid? Ask Indi, he knows this well. But he still keeps trying. In the bushes on Mt Beach? How pathetic.
Oh well, at least these boys are spending time online instead of on the streets.

The Invasions of the Brats

Asvajit ‘I-think-I’m-so-cool’ Boyle has a blog! May the lord have mercy on the Sri Lankan Blogosphere.

Indi seems to think he’s young blood, but then, Indi seems to be the kinda guy who wouldn’t mind action with some young blood. Sodding pervert. Actually, in Sri Lankan lingo it’s sevalaya. Indi, you can keep your young blood in your boudoir. Don’t inflict these snobbish brats on the rest of us.

Going back to Asvajit, I have spent some time reading his blog and must say I have never come across anything so convoluted and confusing. What the fuck is this kid all about? He tries to act all ‘commie’ and ‘anarchist’ and yet doesn’t seem to understand that being an anarchist and a commie are two different things. The little fucker’s a budding pseudo-intellectual. What’s he going to get into next? Satan worship? Anyways, whatever ’style’ this kid might have got goes right outta the window when he goes for the ‘Kool and the Gang‘ show. Did your mommy drag you there?

Little fucking anarchist, swinging to ‘Ladies Night’. What a sorry pathetic fake.

Go back to school kid.