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He took me in his arms, told me he loved me, whipped out the prettiest ring ever and asked me if I'd complete his life!

Sweet Idiot, a.k.a. Nuzreth is getting married and is hopefully going to be unavailable following that. Maybe hubby-to-be S is going to realise that he can save the world by making her discontinue her whimpering whine of a blog.

At least she has a life. Albeit slightly better than that of the animals she lives across the road from. Perhaps all you other losers on Kottu can take a cue from her and set your miserable lives in order.
Another one bites the dust ladies and gentlemen. Amen! That's one less loser I-think-I-can-write freak to worry about.

And for a more personal non-blog-related assault: Nuzreth darling, does this mean we're not going to have to look at your ugly mug on TV for some time? Turning the TV on in the morning to see you on it was not my idea of a good way to start the morning.

Mahagoo The Closet Commie

Ado! Mahagoo is not letting any of his adoring fans leave comments on his oh-so-holy blog. I feel so deprived. HELP HELP! Let's all get together and begin a ask-Mahangu-to-reallow-comments lobby. Yaaaawn! Maybe geekboy is finally going to discover that his blog is not the centre of the universe and that stuff don't stop spinning coz he doesn't allow people to comment. I wouldn't want to be around when this moment of realisation dawns upon Mahagoo.

Aaah how I would love to scream that no one gives a damn about Mahagoo's comment crisis, but I would be wrong, because our man-slut Sumana is weeping about it. Let's hope he kills himself.
Frankly geekboy, just send me a list of anyone who's ever left a comment on your blog, so I can send it to Angoda, as a list of certified socially-malfunctioning freaks!

Mahagoo writes:

something I noticed is that the comment threads on Padashow have become infested with totally unrelated flame wars. It really makes you wonder – why does this happen? These flame fests could take place on other blogs (which, incidentally, sometimes they do). But they seem to prosper on Padashow. Why? My only conclusion is that Padashow provides the right (anonymous) atmosphere for anonymous commenters to take the piss out of each other.

Wrong asshole! Padashow rocks and all you other losers suck! That's why!

Indi’s Pet Troll

What’s up with Indi and Sophist (Sha…shhh…)?

There’s gotta be more to it than the occasional grope during quiz night. There’s so much love going on there, what with all the running-to-Indi’s-rescue and beating-back-other-trolls that Sophist has been doing I’m starting to think maybe Indi’s been giving some!

Slit Your Wrist Bitch!

Holy Mary Mother of Christ!!! Dilakshana Rajakulendren is going to kill herself if y'all don't leave a million comments on her last depressing post by tomorrow morning. This sobbing weeping waste of biomass is going to be gone forever! Hold on, where's the party at?

But at least she seems to be aware of what we think of her opinions. Her blog address reflects that <insignificantview.blogspot>. So bitch, if you know your view is insignificant, why the fuck do you go through the trouble of throwing it in our face?

She calls herself:

self-loathing and bored and restless and afraid and disgusted and nihilistic and unsatisfied and hopeless 

Yes we know that. All this is very very clear to anyone who spends more than 5 seconds reading the mindless goop you keep churning out. Frankly, we don't care. Go slit your wrists, if you have the courage to. Or toss a hairdryer in the tub with you. Anything! as long as you go offline.

DrPolitics Is A Quack!

Who here knows DrPolitics? This loser calls his blog 'one of the best blogs on the net'. All he does is steal news about Sri Lanka from various sources and compile them onto one page. Perhaps he just takes feeds and does nothing. Anyways, he's irrelevant.

But wait, why did we bring him up here? Because he's been telling people that the LTTE is out to kill him. Really? Is he that important? Or is he just a wannabe who thinks he's going to asylum somewhere nice if he says the LTTE is trying to kill him? The following is a googletalk conversation someone had with him, and mailed padashow so we could publish it!

It's a bit of a long read, but it's worth it. This guy has to be the padashow of the century!

Exposing DrPolitics

DrPolitics: Hi how are U, hope all is good with you:)
me: i'm ok…
i don't mean to pry…but i'm damn curious about what you said about a threat to your life…is that for real?
DrPolitics: yes yes real
me: but you're in <edited out: location in South East Asia> man!
DrPolitics: but i travel to CMB
me: but like what have you done to them man?
like what would make them wanna kill you?
DrPolitics: sri lanka politics blog have u visited my site it has some thing to do with dushey's report they think i am one of his guys it's a long story
me: dushey?
DrPolitics: yes island rept uk
me: i have no clue who dushey is…
sorry…
DrPolitics: dush and rohan gunaratne does that stri a bell
i am also from Brig Gen bro
me: i've heard of rohan gunaratne…
Brig Gen?
DrPolitics: so thsish Dush and Rohan have a some problems with the ltte
me: but like have those tigers threatened you?
DrPolitics: yes dirrect
me: how?
DrPolitics: may be as my bro is former Brg Gen
me: but come on man…
DrPolitics: come on man what?
me: you live in <edited out: location in South East Asia>…
i mean how do you know for sure there's a threat to you life?
DrPolitics: I travel and some one may have given a tip that I am dr politics as my residence is in the USA and my wife is American they have found out all about me
me: so they want to kill you for what's on the blog?
or do you write other stuff?
DrPolitics: yes man that the point i have Informed to be low profile
me: but like why would they be that pissed at what you write?
DrPolitics: they think i have a connection to Dush and Rohan Guna and my blog is an ext of a Propaganda machine against them if u do a search on google blogsearch ltte u will find all sri lanka politics reports that are against them
me: but there's so much stuff out there against them…
and all the stuff you write about is not like top secret no?
why would they want to kill you for that?
DrPolitics: but my blog is very famous with GOP as I am a republican an US budies search for credible info from my blog and when ever I blog on some thing with regard to ltte GOP buddies copy then in there blogs and give wide publicity
me: but there's so much information out there…
and they haven't really tried to kill people for that…
DrPolitics: Yes but the point is that the US guys go with my info only if u understand who is visiting my blog you will catch my point it’s complicated but it’s the truth
me: but you've only had that running for 5 months no?
did they thraten you before that or after that?
DrPolitics: 5 months has done a lot of damage to the ltte if u can show any other blog that has attacked the ltte it will be news to me, the line of attacking was with facts that the problem the guys are having and they may getting info that my blog is damaging
me: but this new is available on a lot of other sites as well…
and the facts are not like top secret no?
and lankanewspapers.com has a big readership in the US…
DrPolitics: U have a point but the people who call the shots, visit my blog and my blog has bean noted to be credible
me: when did the tigers threaten you?
DrPolitics: Also for your info; my blog is the only blog outside the US to be featured in newsblogdigest and politicaldigest http://www.newsblogdigest.com http://www.poliblogdigest.com and the networks get the critical info from my blog
me: but really you can't be serious about them having threatened you?
like when did they do it?
and how?
DrPolitics: yes i was and it's Credible
me: but when?
and how?
DrPolitics: i will give u the date in a sec
me: like did they write you an email? or send a letter to your house?
and have you notified the police about it?
DrPolitics: 02.03.06
me: that's the third of feb? or the second of march?
DrPolitics: I use haloscan and if I am not mistaken I have the IP address of some the guys in this group
me: so they never threatened you before that?
DrPolitics: 3 rd feb
<NOTE: DrPolitics had boasted about the threat as early as the 19th of December 2005>
me: so they left a comment threatening you?
DrPolitics: Before that I was given a thumps up for writhing almost favorable to the ltte
They did not do that that way my wife in the USA was delivered with the treath
me: but how do you know they're ltte ip addresses? i don't know much about tech…
DrPolitics: And at present our attorneys are looking at the matter and will try to figure out from where it came in the mean time I have bean requested to stay low profile
me: so how do you know it was them?
DrPolitics: This IP address is noted as an ltte ip in canada
me: but they can't kill you in <edited out: location in South East Asia> no?
but what did they say? did they just ask you to shut up?
DrPolitics: this matter is investigated at present and you may understand that the ltte is a smart group they are hard to catch and with it they are pretty smart but the mistake they made was left comments heloscan
me: but couldn't it have been a random comment?
and if you have the IP then they can just arrest the guy right?
DrPolitics: They have asked me to write against my country and I will never do it, thet have given me enough reference to do it
me: you can't be serious about this…
there are more people who have damaged their image a lot more…
DrPolitics: The IP I have is bean investigated but it is a difficult path in some parts of Canada
me: but what made you think they would try to kill you?
DrPolitics: You may have heard that the guys have a hit list and I was told that I have made it to the list so law enforcement in SL is aware of it Dr Politics but on a overseas hit
me: seriously?
DrPolitics: yes
me: they haven't killed anyone in sri lanka for something like this, barring kadiragamar…
and they won't come all the way to thailand to kill you…will they?
surely there are more important people they would like to kill…?
DrPolitics: I in fact requested one of them to tender an apology to me on the net for a report of Dush as I was not the author and this was the beginning of the problem
me: dude really…i don't believe this man…
DrPolitics: real yes
<This is where the daft prick asking the questions gets to the point>
me: listen man…
you told the guys at GV you were threatened…
and that was in mid-december…
and you just said you were only threatened in early feb…
you really gotta be kidding…
DrPolitics: GV my wife requested me not to write, that’s the reason I decided to quit from that, but I never said I threatened¬ to them
me: the GV guys told me that you had told them that your life was under threat as early on as december 2005…
DrPolitics: That’s some news to me, I can check the e-mail’s to GV
me: but i don't see how your story is credible…
DrPolitics: It is if u check my blog for comments as there is some info on it and I have not published the rest of the comments
me: but people leaving comments on your blog can say anything…
and i would expect the ltte to be smart enough to use a proxy if they were making a serious threat…
the ltte have been using the web as source for propaganda and information dissemination since the mid 80s…
DrPolitics: True but, with the other factors taken to account I have to consider every thing as evidence
me: or do you think they didn't want to cover their tracks?
what other factors?
and why would the GV people tell me that your life was threatened if you hadn't told them?
it would be very stupid of them to make something like that up…
DrPolitics: They may have covered the tracks but we are looking at it, will have to go step by step
me: or were they fortune-telling?
DrPolitics: I will check my email and clarify that with you.

END CHAT 

Oh boy! That was fun.

I can see the headlines: LTTE Plot to kill blogger foiled by Heloscan (sic)!!!!!!!!

My Nuts Are Stinging!

Being visually dsylxeic (or something like that) for the longest time I thought sittingnut was actually stingingnut. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why someone would want to name themselves after a bodypart in pain.

I had a vision of this guy grabbing his crotch and howling and jumping around because some evil bugger just rubbed Siddhalepa on his balls. OUCH! Not a very pleasing vision if you ask me.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Does everyone know that this 30 something sevalaya actually stalks female bloggers? It's just a matter of time before one of them calls the cops on his sorry ass. With guys like this in the blogging scene in Sri Lanka, is it a surprise that not many of the women dared to venture to the bloggers meet?

Yes ladies, be warned, the Lanka Libertarian thinks he has the right to take certain liberties with you. So if he does approach you, give him some ice cold water for his stinging nuts and ask him to bugger off.

Sumana’s Softcore Porn Page

First, is Sumna a guy? Because he writes (or tries to) about guys stuff. But I always thought it was Sumana, like the 50 Rs hooker down our road.

Who the hell does this Sumna guy think he is anyway? What kind of name is Sumna, or as he calls himself, Null? Is that a reflection of his IQ?

He blogs about his sexual frustration all day long, and posts completely irrelevant pictures of half-naked women on his blog posts, hoping, probably, that at least that way, people may stumble upon his blog having mistaken it for lame-ass soft porn. As a selling point, this is about the only thing that works for Sumna.

Indi has been using this tactic with IT Times and I think it's been working. What do geeks want? They want geek stuff, and they want naked chicks.

I mean, he clearly knows that Kottu is full of losers who aren't getting any. This guy knows what to post in order to increase the amount of hits his blog gets daily even if he doesn't really seem to anything else. Each hit gives him a mini orgasm. 10 hits adds upto one real orgasm.

He has no shame. He cruises the female bloggers who dare to sight his blog like its his goddamn job. He asked a female blogger for her email address and probably slobbered all over his keyboard at every comment she left on his blog, although she probably loved the attention herself, being a neurotic and schizophrenic bitch herself.

However, blogging after having done extensive research on the topic of female breasts, he probably didn't leave either of them with a spotless impression of himself. So, what is this guy, gay? Come out of the closet mate. We live in a modern, broad-minded world where fuckers like you could actually live in peace if you'd stop publishing shit.

If this guy would weigh his options, a) shut the fuck up, b) make some sense, life would be a lot simpler. I'm guessing, even for him.