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He took me in his arms, told me he loved me, whipped out the prettiest ring ever and asked me if I'd complete his life!

Sweet Idiot, a.k.a. Nuzreth is getting married and is hopefully going to be unavailable following that. Maybe hubby-to-be S is going to realise that he can save the world by making her discontinue her whimpering whine of a blog.

At least she has a life. Albeit slightly better than that of the animals she lives across the road from. Perhaps all you other losers on Kottu can take a cue from her and set your miserable lives in order.
Another one bites the dust ladies and gentlemen. Amen! That's one less loser I-think-I-can-write freak to worry about.

And for a more personal non-blog-related assault: Nuzreth darling, does this mean we're not going to have to look at your ugly mug on TV for some time? Turning the TV on in the morning to see you on it was not my idea of a good way to start the morning.