Sumana’s Softcore Porn Page

First, is Sumna a guy? Because he writes (or tries to) about guys stuff. But I always thought it was Sumana, like the 50 Rs hooker down our road.

Who the hell does this Sumna guy think he is anyway? What kind of name is Sumna, or as he calls himself, Null? Is that a reflection of his IQ?

He blogs about his sexual frustration all day long, and posts completely irrelevant pictures of half-naked women on his blog posts, hoping, probably, that at least that way, people may stumble upon his blog having mistaken it for lame-ass soft porn. As a selling point, this is about the only thing that works for Sumna.

Indi has been using this tactic with IT Times and I think it's been working. What do geeks want? They want geek stuff, and they want naked chicks.

I mean, he clearly knows that Kottu is full of losers who aren't getting any. This guy knows what to post in order to increase the amount of hits his blog gets daily even if he doesn't really seem to anything else. Each hit gives him a mini orgasm. 10 hits adds upto one real orgasm.

He has no shame. He cruises the female bloggers who dare to sight his blog like its his goddamn job. He asked a female blogger for her email address and probably slobbered all over his keyboard at every comment she left on his blog, although she probably loved the attention herself, being a neurotic and schizophrenic bitch herself.

However, blogging after having done extensive research on the topic of female breasts, he probably didn't leave either of them with a spotless impression of himself. So, what is this guy, gay? Come out of the closet mate. We live in a modern, broad-minded world where fuckers like you could actually live in peace if you'd stop publishing shit.

If this guy would weigh his options, a) shut the fuck up, b) make some sense, life would be a lot simpler. I'm guessing, even for him.