Day-tripped Over Trazy’s Blog
Padashow welcomes our first trashing of Sri Lanka’s very own favourite muppet show character!
Who’re we talking about? It’s none other than keep-me-off-the-stage-for-theatre’s-sake MISS PIGGY! Daytripper, Tracy Holsinger. I wasn’t going to trash her here for some time, but by jumping to Nazreen’s defence she’s accelerated her own trashing. And just for the record let’s see how long it takes Naz to jump to your defence, if she takes the time to.
Not only do we have to watch/listen to Tracy’s lame attempts at theatre, but now, we also have to put up with her silly blog where she talks about making those stupid plays. Anyways, even if I was going to go watch one of your plays because I had absolutely nothing better to do, one look at your blog and I’m going to go down to Beira lake and catch dead fish instead for timepass. We’re not going to watch them anyway. So what makes you think we’re interested in how you make them? You might as well take a walk to the Perera and Sons up the road and stuff yourself with some chocolate cake and Milo. I wonder what it feels like to know that the best thing you ever did was performed at a now non-existent nightclub called Legends.
To be honest, Tracy is not the worst theatre director in Colombo. Feroze is far far worse. Tracy’s also not the worst actress. Nimmi beats her to that. So, overall, Tracy girl, you’re just second best, even when it comes to being the worst.
ask any theatre company in the city and they’ll tell you that like love, the course of play production never runs smooth. my shows are no different.
Yes Miss Piggy, we know your shows are no different, and when you do eventually get discovered…
But Tracy’s been trying so hard to be the worst at something, and Padashow believes she’s finally succeeded. Here’s to Tracy’s blog, Daytripper, the worst one maintained by someone who should be an adult and should have a life.
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Hmm, was kinda funny… but it’s getting old. Maddox ripoff – http://maddox.xmission.com/
You are so right Pada show.
I once had no life, no love, no friends. So I started a blog. But since I had no life, no love and no friends, nobody read my blog. I was sad. I felt like slitting my wrists. I recommend wrist slitting to others because then perhaps their friends would be my friends. But even the friends of those who slit their wrists used to gravitate towards good looking, intelligent, talented people…and nobody would be my friend.
So then I started attacking good looking, intelligent, talented people, because I wanted them to feel the pain of my rejection. Then their friends would read my blog and I would be famous.
But then…I met the Walla. The Secret Order Of. It was a damp, cold night. And when I was walking home after being told to ‘palayang moda katha huththa’ by a beggar I tried to befriend. The Walla appeared as if by magic before me.
They were very polite and informed me that they were reasonable people. I tried to insult them…to make them feel small….as small as my penis.
I shouldn’t have….because whatever they used, they destroyed my sphincter and enlarged my rectum so that I am doomed to a life of incontinence which means I sit on my haemmarhoid cushion all day….reading others’ blogs and hoping to bring some misery upon them via my accursedness.
Don’t mess with the Walla Clan. It’s not good for you.
Hahahaha……I cant wait to meet this fucker pada show….
regardless of the prowess of the Walla clan, Tracy’s a good theatre director for me. I enjoyed Fefu and Friends a lot, and met a lot of interesting people there.
“regardless of the prowess of the Walla clan”?
damn it Sophist, you’re part of the problem. I’m trying to move the Tracy thread away from sphincter talk
I never said that Indi. Some bloody impostor….
Pada Show – I’m confused.
Is the main purpose of this blog to display your ignorance, or the fact that you have no life of your own?
Alright “Pada Show”, you’re clearly new to being nasty. In fact, I’m thoroughly disappointed at the reactions you are getting from Sophist and such. It gives you more attention than you deserve.
1. Keep it short. It’s a little difficult to drive home the point that bloggers are losers that don’t have a life, if you need to write 3 pages about it.
2. Try to say something clever. 3 clever dissing sentences are worth a lot more than 3 pages of silly drivel.
3. Avoid adjectives like “stupid” and “lame”. If it’s worth insulting, it’s worth finding specific adjectives to describe it.
4. Skip the use of words like “duh”, it shows you to be an immature kid. If you’re trying to diss the likes of Tracy Holsinger, you should try to win your reader’s respect.
Everybody else, why are you encouraging him? Yes, it’s nice to have some adversity, but please, it should be of a certain standard. If we’re picky and snooty about the good stuff, we should be the same about the shit.
Thank you Monalee.. well said indeed, it gets to me that reasonably intelligent people like Sophist and the like rise to such third rate bait but such is life. It’s good to see you online again are in Sri Lanka or back in the States?
Thank you Monalee.. well said indeed, it gets to me that reasonably intelligent people like Sophist and the like rise to such third rate bait – but such is life. It’s good to see you online again are in Sri Lanka or back in the States?
I-am-comfused.
You are a bunch of incestuos fuckers, do really think that the sri lankan blogosphere deserves to respect a bunch of fucked up loosers calling themselves a walla (type english you foreign cunts) dictionary what exactly did you all define boredom in a blog zzzzzzzzzz
you-are-right-mr.padashow-i-agree-with-pada
mr-pada-you -are-quite-true-i-keep-loosing-things-all-the-time-
shut the fuck up homo……………. of course your confused ….. think on this shit face… “PURPLE”
is it monalee suranimala?
is surani mala a real name …
… sounds like the cologne my cat uses
if anyone, by any chance, hears again of the so-called monalee suranimala
do let me know
my cat misses ze eau as well
Thaya Baskaran, of all people. Good to hear from you. How’s the legal profession treating you in KL?
No too bad mate
The alcohol fueled life of a weary lawyer carries on at half steam
Theres a fat cow or an old bird crossing somewhere ahead
In the interim …
As my friend wont tell me, who is the so-called Monalee?
Oh yeah, and who is this?
haha!
‘Pada Show’…….at least the bugger kno’s who he is!
Eh?
Who are you then?
Er …