Divine Secrets of the Waa-Waa Sisterhood
Legend has it that stingingnut once stalked electra. Some flowers were sent to the Bishop's College Auditorium and something like that.
Stingingnut what're you? A sucker for punishment? I mean for chirissake all you have to do is read this chick's blog and you know she's the type that wants to talk about nothing but her innermost feelings. Save me oh lord from that type.
Stingingnut: Hey electra, can we make out now?
Electra: Wait. I want to talk about what I feel about it.
Stingingnut: I'd like to feel you too (giggle giggle)
Electra: Filthy pervert! You're disrespecting my delicate emotions.
Stingingnut: Aaaargh! (ignores)
Electra: (screaming) You have to listen! My feelings are IMPORTANT! (pulls out a ladies model handgun and pumps a round into stingingnut's stinging nuts, which stop stinging)
You want a lifetime of that stingingnut?
Not only does this chick behave very very badly (in her own opinion), but then she thinks by acting all guilty and confessing on her blog she's going to make everything ok. Oh hell! When I see the other sistah's who join her weeping I'm deeply moved (my bowels actually). Electra's blog is like the meeting place of the linda langa sangamaya (I refuse to translate). The tag should read: Come hither if you like to be emotionally crippled by a woman with a severe hormone related problem.
Someone needs to tell this chick (and all those hanger's-on she's got) that the blogosphere is not a confessional booth and that other bloggers are not going to be able to save you from your sins.
Electra and yo sistahs need to get some action soon.
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I don’t think there’s an apostrophe in hangers on. But I’m sure I will corrected by those intellectually superior, gramatically greater and worldly wiser beings that dominate this blog. I bow humbly in suppliant anticipation…
Yes, there is no apostrophe in “hangers on.” Neither is there one in “sistahs.”
Theatre advice from a kid who can’t write properly? No thank you.
Pada Show – to make a word plural, you can generally add an “s”. Apostrophes are used only to indicate possession and to make phrases shorter.
e.g. “hangers on” instead of “hanger’s on” and “sistahs” instead of “sistah’s.”
Groan … this is very, very silly.
Sophist wrote,
…those intellectually superior, gramatically greater and worldly wiser beings…
grammatically has 2 ‘m’s.