Forged Intelligence

Let's pick on a recluse with a wicked hairdo who writes for himself.

Perhaps the most honest blogger in the Sri Lankan 'bog'osphere, Forge seems to be very aware of the fact that no one else understands what the fuck he's writing about. What a mindfuck that must be, to be keenly aware of your own banality and confusion.

Sumana Blows

Sumana just gave me a free blowjob. It felt good. But then I remembered, it wouldn't have cost me more than a bath-packet anyway to get this loser down on his knees. That took the edge off the happy feeling. After all he is the kinda guy who'd pimp his mother for a few bucks.
Here's some of the love:

gasboy is too methodical and calculated, not a casual troll

long term intent of becoming the most popular site on Kottu (almost already there!)

Troll clearly has a sense of style

detailed carefully researched almost forensic attacks

This guy should get a job beta testing software

Apparantly educated,quite fluent in Englis

He claims to be the most innovative thing to hit Kottu. Heck, he probably IS!

This boy is trying really hard to make nice with me. Thanks Sumana, the buttering up worked for like 5 nanoseconds. You're still a moron with an inane blog. You're going to have to do better than that to please me.

However, troll worship is going to increase the traffic to your blog.

Thank you? You're welcome my dear boy. Now…back on your knees.

WAR!

So Elric/Reg has declared war on Indi, and I seem to have been the cause of this whole mess. I am flattered boys. Truely flattered.

Going through Elric’s post what’s clear is that all this guy wants for himself is some anonymity. Doesn’t he know he’s not going to get that by writing a inane blog? If this guy didn’t want attention from the Kottu people, he wouldn’t have come and left those comments on Pada Show. You started it mate. Now suffer.

This might make for interesting pillow-talk with Loki, what say?

You’ve declared war on the God Of Kottu and now all his sidekicks are going to come knocking on your doorstep and stick their toungue out atcha. Ah the horror. That’ll teach you not to mess with the Kottu homies!

So is shortstuff going to take this like the ponnaya that he is and feel tempted to (flash his woody) write a scathing reply to Elcric? I wish he would. More food for the troll.

The One That Got Away, But Won’t Leave

What kind of a name is Monalee anyway? I'm assuming the person who's left a comment as Monalee on Pada Show is the same Monalee that Indi was trying to boink some time ago.

We all know how that story ended up. Girl, just do poor shortstuff (Indi) and make up for all the lost action. Being nasty to Pada Show is not going to make Indi feel better about not having gotten any!

She's given me lessons on how to be nasty. I think I'm going to take her advice. After all she did prove hereself to be the god of nasty things with what she did to shortstuff.