Fingered

Chathuranga has given me the finger on his blog.

My thanks to him for the first image dedicated to Pada Show.

Too bad he had to stick his hand inside his scanner to do it. It must've hurt and would've been a bit of a contortionist act. And it seems you left a few sweat trails on your scanne. I'm one of those people who believe that morons who don't know how to use them properly should be kept away from electronic eqipment.

Kottu can pool some cash and do a fund-raiser maybe, and buy this boy a digital camera.

In response to Chaturanga's threat, let me borrow something from Aspa-Git

 

Online Incest

Wanna know some hot blogger gossip?

The guy Sweet Idiot (Nuzreth) is marrying used to go out with Loki (Kisholi). Incest scream you? At least the guy isn't a blogger, the two women are. I guess the guy has better things to do, being the sira bugger that he is.

But I guess I underestimated this Sweet Idiot woman. She had claws long enough to sink into Loki's boyfriend. Wicked!

Oh well, at least Elric must be pleased. I wonder if Loki is going for the wedding.

Fright Night

And you'd think you'd be able to go to a beach party in Colombo without running into the Kottu morons.

Indi, Salmonella, Electra, Ru, Arun, Yanik, Asvajit, Boycy and even our latest Pada Show star Monalee were all there, fucking it all up. Sorry I didn't have a big bang handy. Would've saved all of us a lot of trouble. Pity Scourge wasn't there like he promised. I wonder how Boycy managed to detach Scourge from his hip for the duration of the party. I was starting to think that they even share organs.

But Salmonella Mendis is entertaining. He so soo badly wants to know who I am, sad blogger-attachment that he is. And his husband Sophist was off banging some other chick so he couldn't show up.

But seeing Mendis get whistled out of the sea by the security guard was the funniest. What the fuck did he think he was trying to do? Swim to Africa? Hats off to the security guard. I think he got into the sea to get Ruwani to take off her clothes. Pervert. She didn't. Hearty har har. Serves you right Salmonella.

Guys, please let me know when you losers are hanging out in numbers again and I will just stay at home and nurse an Old Arrack and think of ways to rid this planet of you.

Aims Pretty High for Short Guy

We have a brother who looks like this:

Who thinks he can do a sistah who looks like this:

and what happens but this.