Fright Night

And you'd think you'd be able to go to a beach party in Colombo without running into the Kottu morons.

Indi, Salmonella, Electra, Ru, Arun, Yanik, Asvajit, Boycy and even our latest Pada Show star Monalee were all there, fucking it all up. Sorry I didn't have a big bang handy. Would've saved all of us a lot of trouble. Pity Scourge wasn't there like he promised. I wonder how Boycy managed to detach Scourge from his hip for the duration of the party. I was starting to think that they even share organs.

But Salmonella Mendis is entertaining. He so soo badly wants to know who I am, sad blogger-attachment that he is. And his husband Sophist was off banging some other chick so he couldn't show up.

But seeing Mendis get whistled out of the sea by the security guard was the funniest. What the fuck did he think he was trying to do? Swim to Africa? Hats off to the security guard. I think he got into the sea to get Ruwani to take off her clothes. Pervert. She didn't. Hearty har har. Serves you right Salmonella.

Guys, please let me know when you losers are hanging out in numbers again and I will just stay at home and nurse an Old Arrack and think of ways to rid this planet of you.

14 comments so far

  1. FeelSorry4SadBuggers on

    PS, Did Indi and the clan have their Laptops at the beach? Hhahahahahahahahaha… I still can’t forget indi telling people to bring their fucking laptops to the Kottu Sausage Fest JUST IN CASE they get even more jobless.

  2. Gay Ray on

    I-don’t-tink-that-Mr-Mendis-is-going-into-the-sea-he-is-good-guy.

  3. Gay Ray on

    I-think-it-is-good-that-Ruwani-did-not-take-her-clothes-away-people-might-have-thought-a-whale-had-beached.

  4. paquet on

    Why not stay at home pada show.. then there will be no chance in bumping into all your favourite kottu bloggers. You seem to forget that Colombo is a very small community. you go to a party and you’re bound to see a LOT of people you know. If you did see them, why didnt you take the chance to introduce yourself… everyone is dying to meet you.

  5. Gay Ray on

    Pada-show-is-a-naughty-person-gay-ray-knows-who-you-are….-you-looked-just-like-a-killer-whale-at-the-beach-party.-You-could-eat-mr-mendis-for-breakfast-fatso-you-should-also-not-waste-your-employers-time.-By-the-way-Iknow-you-are-bitter-from-being-dumped-(loser)-but-you-should-not-be-upset-that-people-don’t-invite-you-to-parties-and-start-really-bad-blobs-sorry-blogs.-Also-you-were-dumped-because-you-are-a-fatty-and-you-a-psycho.The-truth-hurts-doesn’t-it….Fatty

  6. Gay Ray on

    also-don’t-pretend-to-be-two-people-or-do-you-have-split-personalities-feelsorry4sadbuggers-is-you-padashow-we-know-that-you-sad-psycho

  7. FeelSorry4SadBuggers on

    Dear GHEY RHEY, Yako… I ain’t Pada Show… I just happen to like whoever he/she is for the sheer entertainment of seeing him bash those GHEY INDICAN morons. I think you’re having a split personality too. You dunno whether you’re GAY or RAY.

  8. Gay Ray on

    Feelsorry4sadbuggers-you-big-faker-you-I-am-not-a-deer-you-are-a-fake

  9. Gay Ray on

    Are-you-too-afraid-to-do-your-own-bashing?-I-tink-you-are-afraid-you-are-also-a-loser-who-wants-padashow-to-love-you.-you-are-pathetic.

  10. Gay Ray on

    I-tink-you-are-the-gay-man-mr-feelsorry4sadbuggers-and-I-know-u-arejust-pretending-to-be-not-gay-because-you-call-yourself-feelsorry4sadbuggers-when everyone-knows-you-only-want-to-”feelbuggers”-the-”sorry4sad”-is-just-a-sad-cover-mr-gay-man

  11. anarchy25 on

    OMG!!!!!! you guys should all be back in play school!!!!! but i must add.. Gay Rays last comment was quite funny lol

  12. Gay Ray on

    You-are-quite-true

  13. marijuana on

    gay ray sucks cock on mount beech!!!! ha ha ha how’s that for humor

  14. Gay Ray on

    I-told-you-all-mr-marjuana-was-a gay-he-is always-thinking-about-cocks


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