See Chavie make an ass of himself

I think this is the first time I came across a blog purely through the ass kissing nature of the author’s comments, left carelessly around the padasphere.

First thing on this pada is some pile of crap about geeks. Playing counterstrike all day is not a fact you want to let out. Posting screenshots, even completely nonsensical ones like those, is equivalent to saying “I have never gotten any action, nor do I expect any in the coming millennium”.

Scroll down some and you will find the terribly shocking revelation that he is indeed that 15 year old nerd who wants to please everyone. This is the pada who sucks on the metaphorical phalluses of the entirety of kottu. Then he will ask for feedback on how well he is doing. The ass kissing never ends. It seems to go on down his blog, never ending, like Jarabaraas’s retardation and delusions of grandeur.

At one point we see some sign of hope! He left all technology for a while! Must be why that sudden silence befell us, and we realized there had been a sucking noise, constantly reverberating throughout the padasphere. But alas, he appears to be back now, pouting mouth and all. Is no pada safe from this treatment?

Call him what we will? Ass kisser. No, puka dena eka. Oral server. At this post, the noise of him alternately blowing people and kissing ass is almost unbearable. He thanks half the padasphere for making his sad life on twitter bearable, even though it is highly doubtful more than three people noticed him leaving. I think I can safely say it is against the laws of the universe for anybody to have cared. Since the universe is still very much intact, and you all are still healthily spewing padas, we can assume that our new friend is still just an insignificant speck trying to win attention by sucking off everybody in sight.

I really do think twitter is the way of the future

Twitter is doomed.

Everyone, the constant sucking will drive away all users. Get away while you can!