The Walking Contradiction

And the Walking Contradiction has spoken! (With this post)

First, he says that he’s neutral about trolls… he’s all cool and shrugs it off. Further into his post, you can almost hear his blood boiling as he blurts out that he’s “sick” of us.

Oh no! BackSide hates us! Say it ain’t so!

Oh but he doesn’t stop there! This amusing little bugger goes on to say that all the bloggers should ignore us in a post he’s dedicated to us troll! The IRONY!!!

The poor shrimp was so pissing mad he didn’t know what he was typing up!

Note to the BackSide- Make up your mind already! I hear that you’re indecisiveness is canceling out the scores you earned with the female segment of the blogoshpere in account of those headless music video. Now you wouldn’t want all that hard work to go a waste, would you?

Our response to your urging the town folk to ignore us…

Spoil sport!

As for the the rest of Walking Contradiction’s post.

Someone’s got his panties in a bunch and is all a-huff about it. The whole post is a long drawn out write up about honour and fighting like a man back in the Middle Ages. It was like a Primary IV history lessons all over again. The horror!

And like Primary IV history… I skipped all that banter and skimmed down to the point of the so-boring-it’d-put-you-in-a-coma post.

To find…. The little shrimps is challenging us to a duel/ fist fight!!! Cracked me up, that did!

I can’t help picturing this scrawny little shrimp hoping about frantically, jabbing his fist in the air and saying in that squeaky little voice “You want a piece of me? YOU want a piece of me??!? Come and get me! ”

As for calling this bloke Nibra Bawa a troll, please don’t insult us. He is in a class of his own. If we’re trolls, he’s a gollum… Difference between trolls and gollums- we don’t out people. And I’m sure you’d agree there aint nothing wrong with a bit of quality control on Kottu?

And while we wait for NB to respond…

…we’ll take a bite out of Papareboy. This chimp’s been silent for some time and now we know why. He moved to hell, or got an avdertising job (same thing). Anyway, now that he is stuck in a job he hates that completes his loser life and finally he has what it takes to be a true kottu–star.

Some of my work there were met with positive enthusiasm by Palpatine himself, some didn’t make it past Lord Vader’s usually generous lightsaber.

WTF? Lord Vader’s lightsaber? I mean I’ve heard of some kinky names StarWars fans have for their genitals but I have never heard anyone referring to their boss’ junk as ‘Lord Vader’s lightsaber’. But one must hand it to Papareboy for admitting that he needs to take it in the ass to get paid.

Lord Vader’s lightsaber ROFL ROFL. Ok we’re LOLling so hard we have to go now. This is too much.

And we wait.

So with all this celebrating and all that it’s our day off. Sitting about we picked on Nibras Jarabaraas Bawa. Why? Because we’re a troll. And he’s a delicacy.

He’s snapped back at the joker’s rather weak reply, and we see some classic over-compensating for shortages in other deparments! Let’s look at a few of Nibras Bawa’s threats.

We made it [to the Parliament] because thousands of sensible people voted and elected this person whose blood I share whichever way you look at it. You might also wanna know this is from the ruling party and not the opposition. This should give you a clear message.

Lol. The only way Nibras got anywhere was through nepotism. I mean they wouldn’t have found a school for the poor bugger if his mom didn’t have space for him in hers. LOL. So our little Nibras Jarabaraas Bawa was taken to the parliament by his elderly relative and there he was gangraped by many elected officials and those scars still remain on his ugly soul. SAD.

Be happy you didn’t come to the right place. You would have been taken in for questioning. I’m serious. Try if you want… Video footage taken off CCTV cameras in the adjoining plot (where you went) is available with me. I shall not hesitate to post them online if you continued to be silly.

Translation: My weewee is bigger than yours. My weewee has CCTV. My weewee is a High Security Zone.

So now Bawa’s on a flight back to Shanghai where he’s going to be deprived of punani till he makes enough money to pay for it. Considering what a pervert this man is I would suggest we get someone to remove those two kids from his house. God only knows what he does with them!

Anyhow,  Nibras Jarabaraas Bawa is at present trying to trace us. Here’s a list of the names that have come up so far. Indi, Nibras Bawa himself, Morquendi, Papareboy, Eye of the Cyclone, Sittingnut etc. Wow. So what’s Jarabaraas going to add to this list?

Trace me!

The Nibras Jarabaraas Bawa totally-pointless-detective agency has outed another blogger, this time it’s that joker who gets a swift kick in the nuts. And the joker responds, but in a not so effective way. I guess the poor boy’s still recovering from the threats of ‘I’m going to have your ass arrested’.

Lol yes. That’s Jarabaraas’ latest threat. He’s going to make phone calls and have people arrested. WTF? I also want those humbers. I also want to call the troll-police and have them pick up bloggers who piss me off.

What’s clear is that Jarabaraas’ brief attempt at being sane didn’t really work out. When he started getting some punani again we tought his frustrations would now be handled by his wife, but we were wrong. Jarabaraas has spent too long single and unlaid. He’s fallen in love with fucking himself!

Dear Jarabaraas, Padashow has insulted you more than any other individual blogger, and yet you fail to trace us and stalk us on facebook and do all those things you have done to all those other bloggers? Why? Chicken? And we don’t even use fancy security shit. LOL.

Admit it Jarabaraas. You’re a talentless hack. You should be on a reality TV show. That’s where hacks go for their 15 seconds of fame. And then they die. If you want to show me how it’s done send a cop over to my place to arrest me. I live in your neighbourhood.

Bring it on you gay bitch. Be a troll, show some balls.