Yes, we think it’s stupid too

…the whole post that is.

All it lacks are a pair of bongo drums and a skinny guy dressed in black with a Beret painstakingly perched on the side of his head, reading it out.

Best part is there’s a verse directed at Indi!

I think it’s stupid…

To willfully break the law and expect sympathy for being clapped in jail.

With bloggers taking jabs at each other, you’d think we’d have it all under control. But four little fagots seem to think differently. They can be found at Your Blog Rocks! <3!

Now, we’ll have a proper post dedicated just to them, but for now… You must have a look-see at their profiles!

First up, Ze Fuzzay Monkay-

frrrommm ze depths of the jungies of Siri Lanka, comes ze fuzziest creature of zem all… his name is… ZE FUZZAY MONKAY!

he esscaped his cage ze veddhas put him in and found refuge in a ginormous plate of KOTTU!

he ate and ate till his tummy became full and his fur fuzzier, and his face was set in a permanent xD

Fuzzay has a special liking for Kottu, and luurrrrvs the kottu karaya, mr. indi.ca for making such a scrumpcious neverending feast.

This one seems to have a speech impediment. I suggest we take that Beret around Kottu and start a hat collection. Each blogger can contribute Rs. 10 or more, and the monkey can have that speech impediment sorted… Or we could do it the inexpensive way and just rip out his vocal chords with our bare hands! See, we want to help… Whoever said we were bad trolls?

He is apparently from the depths of the jungies in Sri Lanka… Wherever that is, I’d rather not know. But what springs to mind is a hairy bette! Dipshit, Go back to the demon veddha who cursed the world when he purged you out and get off the  “Kottu plate” before all the bloggers die of typhoid!

And then we have the Spider Pig-

this little piggy – wont go to the market

this little piggy – wont stay home.

this little piggy – will have aaaaaaaallllll the roast beef

this little piggy – will leave none (for you.)

BUT :

this little piggy will go wee wee WEE WEE WEEEE WEEEEEEEEEE -aaaaaaaaaallll the way back to your blog rocks! x3 to write lots or nicey nice things about the kottus.

PIGGY_OOON, ppl!!!

(kind of ironic, noh, a piggy that eats roast beef?)

Another fat bastard. As for being a fagot, we didn’t think he was one until we came across this post.

Spiderpig, if you’re a cross between a spider and a pig (got bitten by the Makuluwo on Kottu, I presume?) there’s nothing ironic about a pig eating beef, you dimwit.

Now if it were pork, perhaps. But then pigs eat all sorts of shit (a prime example is of you licking bloggers’ asses) but then we’ve never heard of a Madpig disease so I think you’re in the clear.

And lastly (because the 4th fagot doesn’t have a profile) SomapalaSays-

Somapala is a issimple man.

Somapala read blogs and be very impressed. Local bloggers true genious.

Somapala get ‘Why-Fy’ in appa kadey, but I not knowing what it is. Somapala use Siri Lanka Telecum.

Somapala look forward to see your blog.

Somapala not always write like this, you ninny.

Uhuh… Yeah, you haven’t got copying Gossip Aiya down right… You’re attempt is so lame it’s crossed the point of funny! Go back to your Appa Kade! Trolling is not for you. Of course, if your appe are as bad as your trolling, all four of you should eat it. And make sure that typhoid carrier, Monkay, helps you prepare it…