Confused bunch of idiots

Here we come across a troupe of idiots about as confused as Jarabaraas in front of an IQ test.

“Your Blog Rocks! x3″ was created after the Sri Lankan blogosphere had been repeatedly plagued by unwanted, unappreciated, untalented trolls who make Simon Cowell look good…

…To balance off the negative energy produced by the likes of The Maharajah of Bad (now seemingly defunct), Padashow, Zoltan, and the various other trolls not worthy of mention.

What kind of deranged nonsense is this? ‘Negative Energy’? Are you some kind of hippy who just happened to stumble across the internet while high? We’re trolls, not that man down the road who grabs your butt on the way to school every morning.

You’re either a troll or your troll food. What the blazes are you? Dripping with sarcasm in most lines yet stupidly making absolutely no use of it. You’re the Miley Cyrus of trolls.