Public Service Announcement!

There’s a lot of bad poetry drifting on Kottu.org, like noxious scum on the river behind the Springfield nuclear plant. We had the misfortune of stumbling upon some of the worst of it when we read The Whackster’s blog. His poetry is so noxious it’s positively radio-active! Just reading it will turn your brain drippy and you’ll become a senseless drooling pile of meat sitting in front of your pc.

WARNING: Reader’s discretion is advised before opening the given link due to the turn-your-brain-to-goop nature of the post (click on the image)

 

 

Padashow will not be held responsible and cannot be sued by your family if you’re found senseless with your brain dripping out of your nostrils after having clicked this link.

 

 When we first came across it we thought it was so strange and abnormal that we actually passed on ripping it up here. After being subjected to his most recent bit of drivel, we felt that (even though we are trolls and don’t give a rat’s ass if other people die) this is just too hazardous to be allowed to be freely available on the Web. 

First he coins the word “renephobe” and then asks us what it means. A true mental case at work! Is he afraid of his kidneys or something? We got it – he’s actually afraid of urea. So why does he keep spewing so much of it on his blog under the guise of ‘poetry’.

This boy is pretty mentally disturbed, we tell you. His posts are bad enough, not to mention senseless enough but his poetry is in a class by itself.

And then he asks why we should be afraid of him? Perhaps because he is obviously ready for the loony bin and the spewing of his mind as revealed here shows him g\fit enough to be straitjacketed?

Breaking down the rest of the post is just a waste of our time. The whole post is a mother-load of stinking buffalo poop! What sort of dumb ass listens to gecko’s fart??? Do they even fart?

Crude Awaking is his latest bit of mindless tapping away at a keyboard and the boy seems to be brooding over some chic. Haiyo! What is it about having their hearts broken that makes these buggers think they can write poetry?

While bad poetry can be expected from a Shania Twain fan, we’d never have thought she’d be able to induce such a degree of it!

We should start a petition to have The Whackster banned from writing poetry and hand it over to Human Rights Watch, because as long as this hazardous excrement is on the World Wide Web, lives will be in danger!

Or the very least have this warning sign flashing on his blog…

 

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!