And The Saga of Jarabaraas Continues…

I feel we’ve given our good friend and resident village idiot enough of an incubation period to come up with some world class dumbassery. But alas, it is not to be so. All we are given is the mildly retarded content that pours out from here.

What happened friend? Did you stick a filter on the bullshit generator? Why did you turn into a woman? We wholeheartedly agree that you still have much to give the world. You should keep blogging. But why switch to another blog? You can just use the old one, my good chap. You’ve rejuvinated iot enough times now that people have actually lost count. What purpose would calling yourself a girl serve?

It’s like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. But calling Jarabaraas a wolf is an insult to all animals, and instead of sheep’s clothing in this case the creature just smeared some lipstick on it’s face, put on a corsette and pretended to be a girl. We are reminded of Bugs Bunny’s attempts to foil the hunter. And, like that, we all know who’s really under that almost nonexistent smattering of disguise. Only the lowliest of minds are fooled by this feeble attempt.

We almost forgot about his usage of the emote . That poor, poor little icon has been stripped of any decency now that Jarabaraas has started throwing it around at every opportunity. Almost like he throws himself off a cliff so many times to become as retarded as he is. He must repeat it a few times a week, so as to stop the natural healing process taking place.

It’s almost as if he/she/it is trying it’s hardest to make posts on the most controvertial of topics, and failing miserably at it. Resorting to commenting anonymously on your own blog does not a controversy make. The only way you would ever generate interest these days is if you started taking voyeur pictures of women you deem to be “indecently” dressed and posted them with your judgement. What happened, boy? You used to be so good at pulling the right strings on the minds of all the padas. Need somebody to light a fire under you?

Nowadays I can’t even pick out sentences from your blog to laugh at. It is a sad day indeed when Jarabaraas cannot make people laugh. If I try now, my brain just starts hurting when I start reading. If I get past more than two sentences, I feel like a ton of bricks just fell on me and continued to violate me from behind. Well at least you can say his writing has an impact.

RIP Jarabaraas – Dumb Motherfucker and World Class Retarded Blogger. May he have plumbago stuck up his behind for eternity.