Bedtime Stories

Deliah Says should be commended for her attempts to help the retards on the blogosphere learn to read. Her short sentences are similar to those found in ‘Peter and Jane’ or ‘Read It Yourself’ Ladybird books intended for toddlers. Her Poems are like something out of a Dr. Seuss book, except with the content being mature and snooze inducing.

But that’s Possibility- 1: Deliah Says (doesn’t that sound typical of a kid’s novel?) There are other possible reasons as to why Dreary-liah would write entire posts in sentences of about 3 or 4 words. Such as…

Possibility- 2 : Deliah Scrooge

She is a groupie of the failed builder, indifferent mathematician, barman and of course failed writer (to those who aren’t the dumbass judges who pick the Gratiaen award winners)- Ashok Ferry. In his sad attempts to be hip by following the current trend among writers, he cuts his sentences down to a laughable degree. Cutting it down FURTHER is no laughing matter though. That’s just pathetic. And that’s Deliah Scrooge for you.

If you’re an emo insomniac you might be interested in checking out her post ‘Don’t Fall in Love With a Dreamer’. Reading it will cure you of your insomnia AND give you the very same experience you’d get by self-inflicted harm (sharp pointy tools).

At the risk of being cast side as a male chauvinist, how are women able to consistently dish out truck loads of emotional crap???

Her blog content and of course writing style sucks donkey balls! Just half way through the first paragraph, I was almost brought to tears, not because it struck a chord within me but because it was that god damned pathetic!

I was in complete awe of the bloggers who were able to get through the post but the awe disintegrated to dust the moment I read their comments about it being a good piece of writing.

One of the commenters was another chick, so that was understandable. But Mr.BackSide? Then again, why am I surprised? All his posts are gay/ emo as well.